Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

Fell asleep during the 4th quarter. PGP.

Another one of my pledge brothers just got engaged. Another man down. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

It’s not even noon yet. PGP.

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.