My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP
“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP
People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP
Identifying with Christopher from The Sopranos. PGP
HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP
I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP
“Did you see Game of Thrones last night?” PGP
Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP
My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP