I have drunkenly bummed hundreds of cigs in the last year. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.

Just asked my intern what I’m supposed to be doing. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

My life is a series of awkward moments sprinkled with incompetence and debauchery. PGP.

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.

Heard a couple at the grocery arguing over what kind of bread to get. I can’t wait to get married. PGP.

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP