1. “Morning!”. 2. “Yes, it is.” PGP.

Fuck. PGP.

The thought that one day I may be responsible for raising children is an absolute fucking joke. PGP.

“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.

I’m not starting work until I’m done being hungover. PGP.

It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.

Sometimes I leave the office to run an “errand” and just drive around for 15 minutes. PGP.

Staying up late to see who your boss’s team drafts so you have something to talk about. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.