“Well, looks like someone had fun last night.” PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.” PGP.

1: “You look tired.” 2: “I drank heavily last night, and the night before that.” PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

1: “I wanna go home.” 2: “We all do.” PGP.