Getting carded today was easily the biggest compliment I’ve gotten this year.

Really productive conference call. Left with four new matches by the end of it.

Swiped right on an ex’s Bumble profile.

Coworker wanting to discuss a project while I’m using the bathroom.

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

Took six flights of stairs to avoid talking with a coworker in the garage elevator.

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.