Seriously debating calling in sick to play Halo 5, not being able to afford to actually do it. PGP.

Not altering my Friday night alcohol consumption even though I’m going in on Saturday. PGP.

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

12 hours into an extended homecoming weekend, already can’t keep up.

Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

Left my coffee mug at home and had to use the styrofoam cups like some kind of animal. PGP.