Inner voice is saying, “Get fucked.” Outer voice is saying, “Yeah, I’ll come in this weekend to help.” PGP.

My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

“What do you mean you don’t have bottomless mimo’s?” PGP.

Random, client required drug tests. PGP.

Wearing noise-canceling headphones do nothing to stop coworkers from bothering me. PGP

Switch cell phone providers to save money, now my office bathroom doesn’t get signal.

I’m 34 I work from home I thought it was a good idea to go to college night last night I have an 8 AM conference call and I just washed and Addie down with a five hour energy let’s do this

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

BCOM classes not covering how to subtly tell people to fuck off. PGP.

Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.