“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.

Just signing my life away. PGP.

Boss announced we will have a guest speaker on “how to manage millennials.” As the only millennial I offered to give the speech for half the pay and no benefits. Offer rejected. PGP.

Didn’t talk to a single high school friend while home for vacation. PGP.

My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.

Older work buddy: You going anywhere this weekend? Me: The bar. PGP.

Either come in early and stay late or spend two hours in traffic both ways. PGP.

Getting text messages from my boss before I get to work in the morning. PGP.

Legitimately getting a kick out of responding with “Not bad for a Monday” when asked how your day is going on a Tuesday. PGP.