My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

“So… what are we?” PGP.

Having a favorite Dilbert comic strip. PGP.

Marriage license selfies. PGP.

The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Giving away all of your old Fraternity T-Shirts because you’re an “adult” now. PGP

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.