I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Being more excited for the NFL Draft than my new job offer. PGP.

Fell asleep with 6 minutes left in the game. PGP.

The heat in our office building broke today. It’s 17 degrees outside. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.