Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

I’m the asshole who brews a new pot of coffee every time I need a pot of coffee. Every. Time. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

Being in a constant state of “just gotta get to the weekend.” PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

My agency just hired 2 previous hookups in the same week. PGP.

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.