My company just implemented a new system to crack down on all non-work related web browsing.
Just found out a coworker snitched on me for leaving 10 minutes early.
Excited to get my wisdom teeth out because I’ll get a 3-day weekend and lose weight.
I’d rather my employer give us good toilet paper than a retirement plan.
“A few questions regarding your expense report.”
Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.