Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

Virtual happy hour. PGP.

My last day of work is at the end of this month, and yet, my current boss asked me if I could cover for him while he’s gone during the week of July 4th. PGP.