Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.

Sitting next to your boss on a plane. On a Sunday. Hungover.

Drove 8 hours round trip for a 2-hour mandatory meeting.

Started my “summer diet” today and realized I have no plans to go to the beach this year.

Tillerson getting canned on a business trip.

Getting the Sunday Scaries after seeing Spring Break pics from friends still in college.

Burned through the weekly sixer by Tuesday afternoon.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.