Submitting Pedialyte as an incidental expense when reconciling travel receipts.

Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.

Sure thing deal pulled out at the last minute on Friday afternoon.

Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

I get out of work at 4:45. Boss scheduled an hour-long 4:30 meeting.

45 and rainy all weekend, 75 and sunny on Monday.

Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.

Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.

Nothing says “late twenties” like mid-sex cramps.