My ex is stalking me on Linkedin.

Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

Coworker has been on the phone all morning trying to ensure her dog can travel internationally with her.

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.