The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.
Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.
Received a rejection email for a job I never applied for.
Keeping your facial hair after No Shave November because it conceals your growing double chin.
Coworker likes to stand up and notify the team each time he’s headed to the bathroom.