Every time I crack open a Diet Coke at work I pretend its a beer. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP