Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP
My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.
I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.
If another co-worker says “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it
People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.
Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP
Getting overly excited for the weekly grocery store ads. PGP.
Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.
Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.
Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP