Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Jordans in the office Friday, unemployment line Monday. PGP.

I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP