The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college

Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.