Happy Hour on a Monday? This can’t go wrong right?

Got excited when I was invited to get drinks with “the girls”. Bailed when I heard we weren’t meeting until 10pm. PGP.

Had a dentist appointment this morning. Thanks to the laughing gas it was the highlight of my day. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Do you have any tums? PGP.

Too scared to click on the “Your card statement is ready” email the day after getting back from SXSW.