“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP
I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.
Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.
My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.
How do they not pick up on the bit? Come on.
It’s funny and true.
According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP
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