My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.