My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

My team went to the bar to watch the USMNT match. Supervisor wouldn’t anyone order a beer. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP.

I no longer care if a client sees that I looked them up on LinkedIn right after a call to see if they are hot or not. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.