Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.

I’ve had to use Urban Dictionary way too much. PGP.

Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

I bought shoe polish over my lunch break. PGP.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.