Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.

The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

My boss demanded that I have a project on his desk by 7:30 this morning, so I got here hours early to finish it. He just emailed us saying he’s taking the day off. PGP.

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.

Judging the TFM Halloween costume contest more on creativity than sluttiness. PGP.