Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

Throwing back that paper cup of water like its scotch. PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.