My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Taking fake poops

Applying for an apartment because the leasing agent is hot. PGP

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.