“It’s Not Unusual” is faintly playing in my office. My mix of curiosity and wanting to do the Carlton dance is at an all time high. PGP.

I put in my two weeks notice and took a two hour lunch. PGPM.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

My boss shouts “Caught you napping!” nearly every time he walks up behind me. PGP.

Work Christmas party is a cash bar. PGP.

My girlfriend won’t even let me watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.