Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Sitting on a warm toilet at work is the same as finding out your buddy already tagged your one night stand. PGP.

The guy who doesn’t even pretend to care about making eye contact in the hallway. PGP.

Alt+Tab. PGP.

Hitting the range on your lunch break. PGP.

5th wheeling at a company meeting. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Spending the rest of the afternoon cleaning out the speaker holes in my iPhone with a push pin. PGP.