I think Fallon comes on too late. PGP.

Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.

I don’t know what’s more concerning, that I’m the only one in my office not dressed up for Halloween or that my boss is wearing the most complex Hellraiser costume I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Giving the boss a little chin music at the company softball game. PGPM.

“Resting my eyes” at a stoplight. PGP.

Reading Amazon reviews for nose hair trimmers. PGP.

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.