I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.
Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP
Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP
Spending Sunday looking for the fire alarm that is making noise. PGP
Wondering if today is going to be the day you yell “shut the hell up” at the office.
I hate the use of “epic” in general, but that really is the only way to describe this. Jimmy Fallon continues to bring out the absolute best in his guests and reignite all of the nostalgic feels from Americans everywhere. This is amazing.
I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP
Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP
Coffee breath and busted brackets.
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