These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.

Telling coworkers that you’ll have drinks with them later tonight, then hoping and praying that they decide against going out.

Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

I can’t Rage Against The Machine anymore, because i’m part of it. PGP.

My cubicle is on the end of the row and has two walls. The rest of the office uses 8 square feet of my area as a shortcut.

My Tinder conversations always end up with me giving interview advice.

Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Forgetting to change XM to the classic rock station before heading to lunch with coworkers. PGP.