Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

Everything about me is NSFW. PGP.

How the hell did I ever stay up past 9:30? PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.