I don’t remember the last time my gas tank was full.

Last ten minutes before work is done and the boss is doing rounds. The email I have been typing to look busy reads: “akjgsa asdhasklfjh asflh;lkha skhjdihwokqh.” PGP.

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Someone brought Taco Bell breakfast to the office. There are 8 people crowded around asking how it is.

Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.

Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.