France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Finally, nice weather. I should open the sunroof. Oh wait, I can’t. I’ll get sunburn on my bald spot. PGP.

Working from home = PlayStation 4 + ensuring communicator is always green. PGP.

Never having anything positive to say when asked, “How are you doing?” PGP.

That feeling of panic that hits when someone says your name on a conference call. PGP.

All work and no play driving Jack Torrance to try and kill his family. PGP.

Forrest Gump graduating in five years, not giving any thought to his future and joining the Army. PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Going from checking out the girls at the mall to checking out girls’ moms at the mall. PGP.