I think I’m in love. Dibs.
Jimmy Fallon the best.
My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.
One day you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for Spring Break, the next you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for their honeymoons. PGP.
I would put pine tar on my neck if it got get me kicked out of work for the day. PGP.
My roommates (parents) threw out my cigarettes. PGP.
The irony of being a divorce attorney on Tinder. PGP.
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