Bring your child to work day is the best birth control. PGP.
This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.
1: “Going to decorate your cube?” 2: “Someday. With my brain splatter.” PGP.
Not quite what you thought, huh?
Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.
Games of Thrones is my sole source of porn. PGP.
At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.
Mauling down your little cousins at the Easter egg hunt once you learn one contains a $100 bill. PGP.
Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.
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