I have no cell service at my cube, so I took up smoking so I can go out back and Tinder PGP.

“Sort by price: low – high”

Staring out the window like a sad puppy who does not get walked enough. PGP

Coworkers who take Pi Day way too seriously. #PGP

Had an awesome PGP I wanted to post but a coworker dropped by my cubicle and now I can’t remember what it was.

She sounded way hotter on the phone.

I can’t believe I wasted my night here. I could have done laundry. #PGP

I feel like by the time I can actually afford nice stuff, I’ll be too old to enjoy it PGP.

Just realized I’ve been carting around 6 pills of ecstasy at work all day #postgradproblems