I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.

My coworkers throat clearing rivals that of a 737 taking off. PGP.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Toasting to your liver before homecoming weekend. PGP.

“The 9th floor fridge is being cleaned out at 3:30.” PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.