My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

The anxiety waiting for my fantasy wire claim to go through. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Forgetting your work computer password after a long weekend and getting locked out. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Boss called me while I was out of the office at a dentist appointment, and I actually considered picking up while my dentist had his hands in my mouth. PGP.

I’ve been at the office for almost 3 hours now and still don’t have anything to work on. PGP.