New manager wants everything hand-written to be in cursive. PGP.

Drafting your letter of resignation to leave your first post-grad job. PGP.

Sleeping in 15 minutes turned my 45 minute commute into 3 hours of staring at brake lights. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

Reigniting an old college flame while in town for work only to be ghosted when you leave. PGP.

Having to schedule hangovers on your calendar. PGP.

“We’re getting into the weeds here, but…” PGP.

My coworker believes the world is flat. PGP.

90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.