When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

“Are you the new intern?” PGP.

The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

My girlfriend is taking fifth year. I’m not. PGP.

Last week at the current job. Snapchat, Instagram, Netflix, repeat. PGP.

I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

My rival at the company gym is twice my age. PGP.

Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.