The age of “college football is back, but no one can find babysitters for the weekend.” PGP.

Fantasizing about dual monitors. PGP.

Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.

Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.

Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.

CFB watch parties for my alumni group are now held at Twin Peaks and my girlfriend will get angry if I go. PGP.

“Why are people so stupid” – I said as I walk into my first client meeting. PGP.

When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.