Decided not to go out this weekend to save a bit of money. Phone stops working on Sunday and I drop 250 to fix it. PGP.

CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

The city I live in doesn’t allow alcohol sales before noon on Sunday and just outlawed bottomless mimosas. PGP.

Decided to just work from home today and tell nobody. Not a single person noticed. PGP.

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.