Coffee and Cough Drops. PGP.

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.

We just got a 4 slot toaster in the office and I’m ecstatic. PGP.

Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

When your boss forwards you a boring 1 hour meeting and demands you attend for him because he “doesn’t want to.” PGP.

“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.