Work is having a health and safety week. They didn’t change the mandatory safety presentation from the manufacturing sites for the corporate office. PGP.

Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.

Keeping your headset on for privacy after your conference call gets canceled. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.