Going for “walks” around the building because the WiFi is shit at my cube. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.

Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.